Yes, I bought a machete.
FAQs:
Q1) Is it awesome?
A1) Yes, it is awesome.
Q2) Why does it look like it is almost 3 feet long?
A2) Because it is almost 3 feet long.
Q3) Have you ever killed anyone with it
A3) No – this is Peace Corps . . . they fire me if I don’t give out at least 10 hugs a day.
Don’t chop off any fingers or toes. Ouch!
I used to have my very own machete when I lived in central Florida and used to clear out woods on our 13 acre property. Enjoy your new mchetre and be careful.
I’d keep that machete and bring it back to take to interviews
when you apply for MBA schools; it’ll get their attention and
you’ll stand out from the crowd of other applicants. I hear they
take applicants who bring a novel approach when applying.
love ya Gram